yorkshire lass with big dreams and small bank account but instead posts crap on her blog.

 

in celebration: I'll put the kettle on

in sorrow: I'll put the kettle on

in anticipation: I'll put the kettle on

in sympathy: I'll put the kettle on

in dedication: I'll put the kettle on

just because: I'll put the kettle on

everyday: the kettle is on

Person: Disney is stupid

Person: Disney is only for kids

Person: Disney is gay

Me:

Person:

Me:

Police: So can you tell me what happened?

Me: He ran into my knife.

Me: He ran into my knife ten times.

twitter can be just as annoying and stupid as facebook.

for example ‘today is may’ is trending.

i despair.